Re: Replacement Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind.
Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed
them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I had not paid for them yet.
Hellloooo?
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid.
So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo'? (I told him). It's ! been a year'!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I
finally just hung up....
; He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about
forgetting the guarantee they made me.
Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore. |
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When the world is all at odds,
And the mind is all at sea,
Then cease the useless tedium
And brew a cup of tea.
There is magic in its fragrance,
There is solace in its taste,
And the laden moments vanish
Somehow into space.
And the world becomes a lovely thing,
There's beauty as you'll see;
All because you briefly stopped
To brew a cup of tea.
by
William Gladstone 
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