Family of God: Re: [FamilyofGod] lol

Haaa good huh LOL

On Mon Dec 20th, 2010 8:29 AM EST Gisela Marsari wrote:

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Brilliant!
>
>On Sat, Dec 18, 2010 at 10:23 PM, Shelley Cartwright <
>glitter4jesus@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>> Business News
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>> 1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people, but keeps the
>> building standing. It's called the stock market.
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>> 2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being
>> called Wal-Mart Street.
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>> 3. The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker: the pigeon can
>> still make a deposit on a BMW.
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>> 4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and
>> an investment banker? A tie!
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>> 5. The problem with an investment bank balance sheet is that on the left
>> side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
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>> 6. I want to warn people from Nigeria -if you get any emails from
>> Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it.
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>> 7. What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my
>> checks is returned stamped 'insufficient funds 'Iwon't know whether that
>> refers to mine or the bank's.
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>> New Stock Market Terms
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>> CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
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>> CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
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>> BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investment banker to
>> mistake himself for a financial genius.
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>> BEAR MARKET -- A 6- to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the
>> wife gets no jewelry.
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>> VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
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>> P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market
>> keeps crashing.
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>> BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
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>> STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
>>
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>> STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
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>> STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally
>> between themselves.
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>> FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
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>> MARKET CORRECTION-- The day after you buy stocks.
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>> CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the
>> toilet.
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>> YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per
>> share.
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>> WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @
>> $240 per share.
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>> INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who should be now locked up in
>> a nuthouse.
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>> PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use
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>> Windows Live Messenger. Multitasking at its finest
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>>
>> *SHELLEY*
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>> *FamilyofGod@yahoogroups.com *
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>> *Moderator*
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>> *CO-OWNER*
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>> *OWNER*
>>
>> *Enter by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the way that
>> leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it. Because narrow is
>> the gate and difficult is the way which leads to life, and there are few who
>> find it." (Matthew 7:13,14).*
>> , "That is why I am suffering as I am. Yet I am not ashamed, because I
>> know whom I have believed, and am convinced that he is able to guard what I
>> have entrusted to him for that day" (2 Timothy 1:12) and "I am not ashamed
>> of the gospel, because it is the power of God for the salvation of
>> everyone who believes" (Romans 1:16).
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>> **
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