[Awake4HisReturn] Re: Terror threat levels
nato pulling out of brussels........... lol
we were in mons belguim.
d
ps. at least they r worried.................
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> Subject: [sparkle] Fwd: From the BBC, Terror threat levels
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> Terror threat levels
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> From the BBC - by John Cleese.
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> ANNOUNCEMENT
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> The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and
> have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
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> Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even
> "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940
> when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
> "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody
> Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
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> The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the
> Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been
> used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
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> The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert
> level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are
> "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that
> destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's
> military capability.
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> Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to
> "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat
> Operations" and "Change Sides."
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> The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
> "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels:
> "Invade a Neighbor"and "Lose."
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> Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat
> they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
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> The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
> These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can
> get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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> Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to
> "She'll be alright, Mate." Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey,!" "I
> think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is
> cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation
> level.
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