Family of God: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:

lol:)

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From: Wanda Ward <angelina56p47@yahoo.com>
To: Awake4HisReturn@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sat, February 5, 2011 9:55:03 AM
Subject: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:

they were older and i thought it was real funny

GOD IS LOVE
wanda
Prov.28:13- he that covereth his sin shall not prosper, but whoso confesseth and forsaketh them , shall have mercy.

From: Shelley Cartwright <glitter4jesus@yahoo.com>
To: awake4hisreturn@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Sat, February 5, 2011 7:35:07 AM
Subject: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:

Omygawd LOL

On Fri Feb 4th, 2011 10:53 PM EST Wanda Ward wrote:

>well........they fell 7 or8 feet off the bleachers nerves.
> GOD IS LOVE
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>Prov.28:13- he that covereth his sin shall not prosper, but whoso confesseth and
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>From: Shelley Cartwright <glitter4jesus@yahoo.com>
>To: Awake4HisReturn@yahoogroups.com
>Sent: Fri, February 4, 2011 8:48:16 PM
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>noooooooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lol
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>From: Wanda Ward <angelina56p47@yahoo.com>
>To: Awake4HisReturn@yahoogroups.com
>Sent: Fri, February 4, 2011 5:02:56 PM
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>have you ever sang in front of a large crowd?
> GOD IS LOVE
>wanda
>Prov.28:13- he that covereth his sin shall not prosper, but whoso confesseth and
>forsaketh them , shall have mercy.
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>From: Shelley Cartwright <glitter4jesus@yahoo.com>
>To: Awake4HisReturn@yahoogroups.com
>Sent: Fri, February 4, 2011 5:18:54 PM
>Subject: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:
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>why did they faint lol?
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>From: Wanda Ward <angelina56p47@yahoo.com>
>To: awake4hisreturn@yahoogroups.com
>Sent: Fri, February 4, 2011 12:28:28 PM
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>Well i was in most of the school plays because i had a good memory and wasnt
>afraid to sing loud. I remember singing on the front row and the kids on the
>back row fainting. I tried to teach my daughters to dance but they werent
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>On Fri Feb 4th, 2011 12:11 PM CST Shelley Cartwright wrote:
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>>oh i was into softball got trophies and ballet too
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>>From: Wanda Ward <angelina56p47@yahoo.com>
>>To: awake4hisreturn@yahoogroups.com
>>Sent: Fri, February 4, 2011 9:34:47 AM
>>Subject: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:
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>>Well i was pushed into being in plays and things scince i was in kindergarten. I
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>>On Fri Feb 4th, 2011 10:25 AM CST shirley lafave wrote:
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>>>i think as soon as they hear us speak they tune us out. well unless we happen to
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>>>say something they like. so i just don't talk to many people . ugg answereing
>>>that phone at work u lolggg. my daughters are the phone speaking texting people
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>>>not me . lol and hearing onesself over the loudspeaker ugggggggg.......lol hate
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>>>hearing my voice it sounds so dorky love u,
>>>Shirley La Fave
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>>>From: Shelley Cartwright <glitter4jesus@yahoo.com>
>>>To: awake4hisreturn@yahoogroups.com
>>>Sent: Fri, February 4, 2011 6:32:50 AM
>>>Subject: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:
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>>>Thats what Bryan does to me too
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>>>On Fri Feb 4th, 2011 1:01 AM EST Wanda Ward wrote:
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>>>>Well they have so much on thier little minds doesnt leave much room for them to
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>>>>remember anything important. Lollol
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>>>>On Thu Feb 3rd, 2011 11:50 PM CST shirley lafave wrote:
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>>>>>lol.. goes in one ear and out the other. i tell my husband when i have to go to
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>>>>>told u and of course he says i didn;t. lol makes me feel like i'm going bonkers.
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>>>>>From: Wanda Ward <angelina56p47@yahoo.com>
>>>>>To: awake4hisreturn@yahoogroups.com
>>>>>Sent: Thu, February 3, 2011 9:40:03 PM
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>>>>>About right, if they really pay atention at all.
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>>>>>On Thu Feb 3rd, 2011 11:23 PM CST amba55ador4chr15t wrote:
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>>>>>>HUMOR OF THE DAY:
>>>>>>Marital Bliss
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>>>>>>As he was sitting on the edge of the bed watching his wife, she was examining
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>>>>>>What a day! He put her on every ride there was: the Death Slide, the Wall of
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>>>>>>Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie (rated
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>>>>>>He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what
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>>>>>>"I meant my DRESS SIZE, you idiot!!!!"
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>>>>>>The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it
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