Family of God: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:

have you ever sang in front of a large crowd?

GOD IS LOVE
wanda
Prov.28:13- he that covereth his sin shall not prosper, but whoso confesseth and forsaketh them , shall have mercy.

From: Shelley Cartwright <glitter4jesus@yahoo.com>
To: Awake4HisReturn@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Fri, February 4, 2011 5:18:54 PM
Subject: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:

why did they faint lol?

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From: Wanda Ward <angelina56p47@yahoo.com>
To: awake4hisreturn@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Fri, February 4, 2011 12:28:28 PM
Subject: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:

Well i was in most of the school plays because i had a good memory and wasnt afraid to sing loud. I remember singing on the front row and the kids on the back row fainting. I tried to teach my daughters to dance but they werent interested.

On Fri Feb 4th, 2011 12:11 PM CST Shelley Cartwright wrote:

>oh i was into softball got trophies and ballet too
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>From: Wanda Ward <angelina56p47@yahoo.com>
>To: awake4hisreturn@yahoogroups.com
>Sent: Fri, February 4, 2011 9:34:47 AM
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>Well i was pushed into being in plays and things scince i was in kindergarten. I
>took ballet, had a german teacher and she thought all girls should know how to
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>On Fri Feb 4th, 2011 10:25 AM CST shirley lafave wrote:
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>>i think as soon as they hear us speak they tune us out. well unless we happen to
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>>that phone at work u lolggg. my daughters are the phone speaking texting people
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>>not me . lol and hearing onesself over the loudspeaker ugggggggg.......lol hate
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>>hearing my voice it sounds so dorky love u,
>>Shirley La Fave
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>>From: Shelley Cartwright <glitter4jesus@yahoo.com>
>>To: awake4hisreturn@yahoogroups.com
>>Sent: Fri, February 4, 2011 6:32:50 AM
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>>Thats what Bryan does to me too
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>>On Fri Feb 4th, 2011 1:01 AM EST Wanda Ward wrote:
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>>>Well they have so much on thier little minds doesnt leave much room for them to
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>>>remember anything important. Lollol
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>>>On Thu Feb 3rd, 2011 11:50 PM CST shirley lafave wrote:
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>>>>lol.. goes in one ear and out the other. i tell my husband when i have to go to
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>>>>work and when i'll be home at least 30 times. and what does he ask before i
>>>>leave for the day/ or he text when "r u coming home"?    then i tell him i
>>>>told u and of course he says i didn;t. lol makes me feel like i'm going bonkers.
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>>>>lol love u,
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>>>>From: Wanda Ward <angelina56p47@yahoo.com>
>>>>To: awake4hisreturn@yahoogroups.com
>>>>Sent: Thu, February 3, 2011 9:40:03 PM
>>>>Subject: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:
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>>>>About right, if they really pay atention at all.
>>>>Lol
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>>>>On Thu Feb 3rd, 2011 11:23 PM CST amba55ador4chr15t wrote:
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>>>>>HUMOR OF THE DAY:
>>>>>Marital Bliss
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>>>>>As he was sitting on the edge of the bed watching his wife, she was examining
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>>>>>Still looking in the mirror she replied, "I'd like to be six again."
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>>>>>On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
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>>>>>What a day! He put her on every ride there was: the Death Slide, the Wall of
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>>>>>Hours later they staggered out of the park. Her head was reeling and her stomach
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>>>>>felt upside down. He then took her to McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy
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>>>>>Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie (rated
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>>>>>"G", of course), with popcorn, soda and her favorite candy.
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>>>>>Finally they wobbled home and she collapsed into bed, exhausted.
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>>>>>He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what
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>>>>>Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
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>>>>>"I meant my DRESS SIZE, you idiot!!!!"
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>>>>>The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it
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