Family of God: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:

Well they have so much on thier little minds doesnt leave much room for them to remember anything important. Lollol

On Thu Feb 3rd, 2011 11:50 PM CST shirley lafave wrote:

>lol.. goes in one ear and out the other. i tell my husband when i have to go to
>work and when i'll be home at least 30 times. and what does he ask before i
>leave for the day/ or he text when "r u coming home"? then i tell him i
>told u and of course he says i didn;t. lol makes me feel like i'm going bonkers.
>lol love u,
>Shirley La Fave
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>From: Wanda Ward <angelina56p47@yahoo.com>
>To: awake4hisreturn@yahoogroups.com
>Sent: Thu, February 3, 2011 9:40:03 PM
>Subject: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] HUMOR OF THE DAY:
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>About right, if they really pay atention at all.
>Lol
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>On Thu Feb 3rd, 2011 11:23 PM CST amba55ador4chr15t wrote:
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>>HUMOR OF THE DAY:
>>Marital Bliss
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>>As he was sitting on the edge of the bed watching his wife, she was examining
>>herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked, "What would
>>you like for your birthday?"
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>>Still looking in the mirror she replied, "I'd like to be six again."
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>>On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
>>Lucky Charms, and then took her to an amusement park.
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>>What a day! He put her on every ride there was: the Death Slide, the Wall of
>>Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything.
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>>Hours later they staggered out of the park. Her head was reeling and her stomach
>>felt upside down. He then took her to McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy
>>Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie (rated
>>"G", of course), with popcorn, soda and her favorite candy.
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>>Finally they wobbled home and she collapsed into bed, exhausted.
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>>He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what
>>was it like being six again?"
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>>Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
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>>"I meant my DRESS SIZE, you idiot!!!!"
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>>The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it
>>wrong.
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