Re: [Awake4HisReturn] Re: Terror threat levels
Shirley La Fave
From: Shelley Cartwright <glitter4jesus@yahoo.com>
To: awake4hisreturn@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Fri, February 11, 2011 8:09:27 PM
Subject: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] Re: Terror threat levels
Sheesh
On Fri Feb 11th, 2011 7:30 PM EST D wrote:
>nato pulling out of brussels........... lol
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>we were in mons belguim.
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>d
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>ps. at least they r worried.................
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>> Subject: [sparkle] Fwd: From the BBC, Terror threat levels
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>> Terror threat levels
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>> From the BBC - by John Cleese.
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>> ANNOUNCEMENT
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>> The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and
>> have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
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>> Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even
>> "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940
>> when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
>> "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody
>> Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
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>> The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the
>> Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been
>> used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
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>> The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert
>> level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are
>> "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that
>> destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's
>> military capability.
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>> Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to
>> "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat
>> Operations" and "Change Sides."
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>> The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
>> "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels:
>> "Invade a Neighbor"and "Lose."
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>> Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat
>> they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
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>> The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
>> These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can
>> get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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>> Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to
>> "She'll be alright, Mate." Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey,!" "I
>> think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is
>> cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation
>> level.
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