Family of God: Re: [Awake4HisReturn] Jonah Test

Guess she told him! Out of the mouths of babes.

On Fri Mar 11th, 2011 7:41 PM CST Shelley Cartwright wrote:

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>From: Bonnie :-) <BRowley7@att.net>
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>Sent: Fri, March 11, 2011 5:32:00 PM
>Subject: Fw: Jonah Test - March 11, 2011
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>You Make Me Laugh Jonah Test
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>A little girl was observed by her pastor standing outside the pre-school Sunday
>School classroom between Sunday School and worship, waiting for her parents to
>come and pick her up for "big church." The pastor noticed that she clutched a
>big storybook under her arms with the obvious title, "Jonah and the Whale."
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>Feeling a little pernicious, he knelt down beside the little girl and began a
>conversation. "What's that you have in your hand?", he asked.
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>"This is my storybook about Jonah and the Whale," she answered.
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>"Tell me something, little girl," he continued, "do you believe that story
>about Jonah and that whale to be the truth?"
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>The little girl implored, "Why of course I believe this story to be the truth!"
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>He inquired further, "You really believe that a man can be swallowed up by a
>big whale, stay inside him all that time, and come out of there still alive and
>OK? You really believe all that can be true?"
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>She declared, "Absolutely, this story is in the Bible and we studied about it
>in Sunday School today!"
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>Then the pastor asked, "Well, little girl, can you prove to me that this story
>is the truth?"
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>She thought for a moment and then said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I'll ask
>Jonah."
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>The pastor then asked, "Well, what if Jonah's not in Heaven?"
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>She then put her hands on her little hips and sternly declared, "Then YOU can
>ask him!"
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